本帖最后由 forever 于 2015-1-11 10:22 编辑
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and t...
A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up , and asked him, ...
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
In an anatomy class, a professor teaches his students with the real dead body.
Every students stand around the surgery table. The dead body lie there covering...
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes ...
本帖最后由 mighty88 于 2015-1-11 10:00 编辑
Oh, love, I walk in your voice
Cannot but avoid the harms from your lips and tongue tip
Perhaps, a man may only ...
Gnarls Barkley《St. Elsewhere》
I packed a few of my belongings
Left the life that I was living
Just some memories of it
Mostly the ones I can\'t forget
Whene...
Letter that Changed My Life
I was not yet 30 years old and was working as a firefighter (fireman)(消防队员) in the South Bronx's Engine Co. 82, probably the wo...