本帖最後由 circuit 於 2022-7-5 17:22 編輯
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"My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow."
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What do a woman and a bar have in common?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
What do women and noodles have in common?
Both wiggle when you eat them.
What do you get when you jingle a man’s balls?
A white Christmas.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.
What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
Both have a wet nose.
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
