Comedy couples bicker:
Comedy couples bicker:1, then wear a skirt finished the morning after wearing safety pants while wearing while feeling: "When a woman is easy to do, summer wear a skirt had to wear a safety pants!"
Results husband leisurely to the sentence: "? When a man is easy to do with great difficulty to lift a skirt to see a safety pants!"
2, His wife sat on my lap and asked me: "? Re you"
I say not feel a thing, she said: "?? Yeah I lost it."
I said: "The legs have been numb."
3, and her husband chat, me: "My husband says you better woman big chest, or a small chest better?"
Husband: "That is certainly a big chest woman relatively okay."
Me: "Then you will not mind my small chest it?"
Husband: "Fool, what do you care about with a woman!"
Suddenly felt so warm.
4, recently my wife often angry, angry after a special love to buy the package, I say: you why women buy so many packages, this is sick, get treatment.
His wife replied: "Pack - Governance - one hundred - sick!"
5, Second wife asked me: "eat sheep is the opposite of what?"
I think for a long time did not want to come out, he asked his wife what the answer is.
Wife: "Silly B, buffet."
6, Second wife said: "We have a difference of sixteen generations."
I was shocked and said: "Why?"
Sad wife and said: "You are a blessing to repair the eight life was to marry me I was down eight life of the mold was married to you!!
"夫妻爆笑鬥嘴:
1、早上穿完裙子後接著穿安全褲，一邊穿一邊感慨：“當女人容易嗎，夏天穿個裙子還得再穿個安全褲！”
結果老公悠悠的來了一句：“當男人容易嗎？好容易掀個裙子看見個安全褲！”
2、老婆坐我腿上問我：“重嗎？”
我說一點感覺都沒有，她說：“是嗎？我又瘦了嗎？”
我說：“腿已經麻了。”
3、和老公閒聊，我：“老公你說女人胸大比較好，還是胸小比較好？”
老公：“那肯定是胸大女人比較好啦。”
我：“那你會不會介意我的胸小嗎？”
老公：“傻瓜，你跟女人計較什麼！”
頓時感覺心裡暖暖的。
4、最近老婆常生氣，生氣後就特愛買包，我就說：你們女人為什麼買那麼多包，這是病，得治。
老婆答：“包-治-百-病！”
5、二貨老婆問我：“吃不完兜著走的反義詞是啥？”
我想了半天沒有想出來，就問老婆答案是啥。
老婆：“傻B，自助餐。 ”
6、二貨老婆說：“我們相差了十六輩”
我驚道：“為什麼？”
老婆哀怨道：“你是修了八輩子的福才娶到我！我是倒了八輩子的黴才嫁給了你！“
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