Joke: Who is boring
Who is boringA: "the world is so boring people..."
B: "why do you say that?"
A: "a person begins at eight o 'clock in the morning until four o 'clock in the afternoon, fishing, didn't catch a thing. You said boring not boring?"
B: "really boring, but how did you know?"
A: "because I always see him go from."
到底谁无聊
甲：“世界上就是有那么无聊的人……”
乙：“为什么这么说？”
甲：“有一个人从早上八点钟开始钓鱼，一直到下午四点，一条也没钓到。你说无聊不无聊？”
乙：“真够无聊的，可你是怎么知道的？”
甲：“因为我从头一直看到他走。”
Where is my rolex?
A lawyer with a new Benz, ready to work off, get off a colleague brush past truck hit off his door, lawyer picked up the phone and took the police, the police arrived, the lawyer to police yelled: "I bought a new car yesterday, this whole let damn truck destroyed!"
The police looked surprised lawyer said: "don't you lawyers so notice of the material benefits, other you don't care about?"
"You say what mean?" Lawyer asked.
The police say: "you don't notice your arm elbow following nothing, and your arm is broken!"
Attorneys looked down, mixed with a hard howl, I finished: "what is missing! Rolex?"
我的劳力士哪去了
一个律师开着一辆新买的奔驰车上班，准备向同事炫耀，下车时一辆卡车擦身而过，撞掉了他的车门，律师拿起电话就抱了警，警察来后，律师向警察大声吼道：“我昨天才新买的车，这一下就全让该死的卡车毁了！”
警察诧异地看着律师说：“难道你们律师就这么注重物质上的利益，其它的你们都不关心吗？”
“你们这么说是什么意思？”律师问到。
警察说：“你没有注意到你的胳膊肘部以下什么都没有了，你的胳膊被撞断了！”
律师低头一看，不禁发出一声凄掺哀号：“完了，我的劳力士怎么也不见了！？”
A false alarm
In the street, a young woman walking into a passerby said: "excuse me, sir, I think you'll find I've been looking at you, because I think you look how, I like a child's father."
"What?" Passer-by scared, "said zheng big eyes? This is absolutely impossible!"
"Please don't worry, you know, I am nursery teacher."
虚惊一场
在街头，一位年轻妇女走到一个路人面前说：“请原谅，先生，您一定发现我一直在注意您，这是因为我怎么看怎么觉得，您好像是我的一孩子的父亲。”
“什么?”路人吓得睁大眼睛说，“我?这绝对不可能!”
“请别担心，要知道，我是保育院的女教师。”
Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!
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