rider 發表於 2015-7-11 08:59:54

港男喜食咖哩雞??

香港叫咖 喱 雞http://cg.cosmopolitan.com.hk/sites/cg/files/image/11573_1_other_wallpapers_female_vampire.jpg

curry 有 to beat or bruise 的 意 思
to curry someone favor 解 作 取 悅 某 人 ,
將 兩 種 解 釋 混 為 一 談 , 用 瘀 傷 去 取 悅 某 人 !

rider 發表於 2015-7-11 09:01:25

女人在男人的脖子上吻出吻痕。
在广州,女人在男人的脖子上吻出个淤痕来的话,也叫“咖喱鸡”,据说男人们非常怕这招,这意味着,走在大街上,连不认识的阿婆都知道昨天夜里发生了什么事。一个星期内还清淅可见的“咖喱鸡”,足以让女人们放心一小阵子。
动物界里,都会想办法传达一个意思,这是我的地盘。
女人则用嘴告诉其他女人,这是我的男人。

rider 發表於 2015-7-11 09:03:28


如何消除咖喱鸡


方法/步骤
1、如果吻痕较浅,那么我们只需要一块热毛巾反复热敷几次,从而达到活血化瘀的作用,让吻痕变浅。


2、如果吻痕较深,那就试试用鸡蛋吧~取两个鸡蛋煮熟


3、鸡蛋煮熟以后趁热捞出,然后剥壳,再找一块薄纱布,把鸡蛋裹在里面


4、手抓着纱布,拿剥壳的鸡蛋趁热在有痕迹的地方滚动。


5、如果鸡蛋凉了就换一个继续,一般一次两个鸡蛋就可以马上让吻痕变浅。


6、如果用了鸡蛋,那吻痕还有一点点能看出来的话,那只能寄希望在明天啦~急需出门,那就拿点遮瑕膏涂在上面,这样保证就一点都看不出来了。

mokai 發表於 2018-3-30 19:03:32

小時候看電視,常常看到家計會「兩個已經夠晒數」的廣告,黃霑先生填的歌詞一針見血,「生仔也好,生女也好,兩個已經夠晒數」,
易記易唱;廣告的畫面也十分詼諧,尤其是「順叔」划着小艇,
上面滿載女兒四個、最後追得的寶貝仔一個,和忙於照顧孩子以致心煩氣躁的老婆一個。
「順叔」一臉無奈、回頭看着鏡頭,豎起兩隻手指,奉勸大家生兩個就夠。

people 發表於 2020-4-27 16:03:15

兩個人情到濃時留下的一片片紅色吻痕,
廣東話俗語叫做「咖喱雞」,
但英文可不是curry chicken啊!

people 發表於 2020-4-27 16:03:58

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people 發表於 2020-4-27 16:05:28

ZPotfGSPGF4

chipchip 發表於 2021-10-16 11:51:44

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歌手胡鴻鈞(Hubert)與謝文欣(Ally)今日出席活動,問到他們昨日如何慶祝聖誕節?Hubert表示:「尋日同朋友燒烤,仲打牌贏咗40蚊。(打幾大呀?)我哋打好細啫。」期間記者發現他頸上有疑似「咖喱雞」的痕迹,他即解釋是沖涼時太大力刮到自己。Ally透露今年聖誕做孝順女與家人食大餐,她笑說:「真係食到想嘔,唔知點解食極都唔飽!」Hubert聽到後即開她玩笑:「我真係恭喜你呀!你係咪要去Body Check?」

leung8 發表於 2022-4-25 10:06:53

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情人之间的Kiss最自然的事情了,情到浓时也难免会在爱人的身上用力地留下爱的印记——咖喱鸡(吻痕)



leung8 發表於 2022-4-25 10:09:01

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彰化一名情竇初開的16歲少女,去年暑假私會男網友,還讓對方留「咖哩雞」,
但返家後卻被眼利母親發現,母親竟翻出少女還沒洗的內褲仔細聞且不停逼問,
少女禁不住逼問最後只能哭說「被人睡」,氣得母親報警。
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