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發表於 2018-2-14 10:12:32 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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 樓主| 發表於 2018-2-14 10:14:27 | 顯示全部樓層
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.
The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?”
“I was stung by a bee!” she said.
“Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second hole.” she replied.
He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

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 樓主| 發表於 2018-2-14 10:17:41 | 顯示全部樓層
一個男人正躺在沙灘上,除了襠部以外只戴著一頂帽子。 一位女士路過話說:“如果你是一個紳士,你可以把你的帽子交給一位女士。”
他回答說:“如果你是一個性感的女士,帽子會自行抬起來。”

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發表於 2018-2-20 09:38:24 | 顯示全部樓層
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發表於 2018-2-20 09:42:42 | 顯示全部樓層
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發表於 2018-10-25 14:22:49 | 顯示全部樓層
Adult -Joke  Jokes in English

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.


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