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◆婚姻如同上吊,別以為繩索一拉雙腳騰空,就很快結束。
事實上,你還得經歷一段掙扎,抽搐,窒息,才能到達平靜的階段。
◆女人換手機,是因為公司裡有同事換了新手機;
男人換手機,無非是覺得這輩子換老婆沒有了希望。
◆沒有哪個猴王有好下場,不是慘死在新猴王之手,
就是被趕出領地,流落荒山,最後也是一死。
所以,還是早點退出了江湖,守著老婆過日子比較安穩。
◆大部分的女人都可以對看,只有極少部分的女人才可以對談。 (朱德庸)
◆當男人遇見女人,從此只有紀念日,沒有獨立日。
◆男人願為愛情拼命,結果卻發現婚姻要了他的命。
◆太美麗的女人讓男人失去安全,太有錢的女人讓男人失去自信。
◆戀愛中的男人個個優雅,婚姻裡的男人個個憂愁。
◆當褲子失去皮帶,才懂得什麼叫做依賴。
◆能夠說出的委屈,便不算委屈;能夠搶走的愛人,便不算愛人。
◆智力測試就是看你到底笨到什麼程度。
◆高等收入、中等品位、低等智商。
◆一生能只跟一個人睡覺,是一件很幸福的事情。
◆一道幸福之門關閉時,另一道就會打開。
我們經常盯著關閉的門,對開啟的門卻視若無睹。
◆生活的悲劇不在於一個人輸了,而在於他差一點贏
◆浪漫的男人知道如何挑情人,精明的男人知道如何選太太。
◆ marriage as hanging, do not think the rope a pull feet vacated, it will soon end.
In fact, you have to struggle through a period, convulsions, asphyxia, in order to reach a calm stage.
◆ woman for mobile phones because the company has a colleague for a new phone;
Men for mobile phones, is that my wife did not feel that this life changing hope.
◆ No Monkey have a good end, not a tragic death in the hands of the new Monkey King,
Is to be expelled from the territory, living on the hills, the last one to die.
So, still early exit of the rivers and lakes, guarding his wife live relatively peacefully.
◆ Most of the women can see, only a very small part of the female talent can talk. (Yung)
◆ When a man meets a woman, since only the Day, not Independence Day.
◆ desperate man willing to love, only to find marriage to his life.
◆ too beautiful woman so that men lose security, too rich women make men lose self-confidence.
◆ all elegant man in love, marriage, men all sorrow.
◆ When the pants to lose the belt, and understand what is called dependency.
◆ grievances can be told, it is not wronged; take away the love, it is not love.
◆ intelligence test is to see you in the end stupid to what extent.
◆ higher income, middle grade, low IQ.
◆ life can only sleep with a man, is a very happy thing.
◆ When the door of happiness closes, another channel will open.
We often staring at the closed door, turned a blind eye on the open door.
◆ tragedy of life is not that a man loses, but that he almost wins
◆ romantic man knows how to pick a lover, a smart man knows how to choose his wife.
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