JOKES

99Panditji

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!

How do you organize a space party?
You planet!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!

Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!

Why can’t you trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!

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colum

1. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.

2. Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
He could see the snowblower coming.

3. Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.

4. What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
Move fasta (Mufasa).

5. What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
“Want to see if it fits?”

6. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

colum

一對中國夫婦躺在床上。丈夫說他想要69。
他的妻子說：“為什麼現在要牛肉和豉油？”


女人和肯德基有什麼相似之處？
當你吃完胸肉和大腿時，你剩下的只是一個油膩的盒子來放你的骨頭。

colum

This woman with no arms or legs is laying on the each, crying. A tall, handsome man walks up to her and asks why she's so sad.

"I'm 30 years old, and I'm still a virgin, because I have no arms or legs. Can you help me?" she cries.

"Wow, that's too bad," the guy replies. "What do you want me to do?"

"I just wanna get fucked, one time!" she exclaims.

The guy picks her up gently, and carries her out onto a deserted pier that is just off the beach. See looks up at him smiling, and suddenly he chucks her right off the pier into the ocean!

He yells to her as she sinks, "You're fucked now!"