A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach.
The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the scale.
So she...
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
"I...
本帖最后由 forever 于 2015-1-11 10:22 编辑
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and t...
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
本帖最后由 mighty88 于 2015-1-11 10:00 编辑
Oh, love, I walk in your voice
Cannot but avoid the harms from your lips and tongue tip
Perhaps, a man may only ...
Gnarls Barkley《St. Elsewhere》
I packed a few of my belongings
Left the life that I was living
Just some memories of it
Mostly the ones I can\'t forget
Whene...
Letter that Changed My Life
I was not yet 30 years old and was working as a firefighter (fireman)(消防队员) in the South Bronx's Engine Co. 82, probably the wo...