Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing ...
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends a...
An uncle has been waiting for the bus at the bus stops. After few minutes, the bus arrives but did not stop at the bus stop. The uncle thought it will stop a bi...
A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach.
The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the scale.
So she...
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.
During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
"I...
本帖最后由 forever 于 2015-1-11 10:22 编辑
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and t...
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
本帖最后由 mighty88 于 2015-1-11 10:00 编辑
Oh, love, I walk in your voice
Cannot but avoid the harms from your lips and tongue tip
Perhaps, a man may only ...