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發表於 2015-1-11 10:17:59 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

Learning Part:
he author plays with the word "berg"
Autograph = Person's signature
Slap = Sharp hit with hand
Astonish = Sudden amaze
Sank = Past tense of sink means slow go down into water/ submerge
Forefather = Ancestor / family member in the old time

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