|
|
發表於 2018-4-1 14:30:26
|
顯示全部樓層
本帖最後由 tentan 於 2018-4-1 14:31 編輯
Hello, spouse. This is your spouse. I have a special message for you on this, our ninth anniversary. The special message is this: Give me kiss. What it must be is kiss for my face and kiss for my forgotten mouth. My only mouth. Give a kiss to my forgotten mouth on this, our nine-year anniversary.
It is the romantic hour. I have made the house look like love and set the ambience so that it will put us both in the mood for give me kiss. Look what I have done to make the atmosphere so romantic! I put a photograph of Marvin Gaye in the freezer. I buried a bottle of sensual massage oil in the back yard. The ambience is too romantic to ignore. Please give me kiss.
Do you hear the sound of creaking in our big house? That’s me, baby. That’s me slithering through the pipes we share, gasping for air, bursting out of the vents and declaring that now is the time for give me kiss. There is no other two ways about it. It’s time for you to do this to me on our ninth anniversary, what with your kiss and give me kiss, and do a smooch to my forgotten mouth.
You are my spouse. You are my sour salami. You are the one who solves the riddle of my groin. For nine wonderful years we have been your spouse together and I am looking forward to nine more years of we are married.
Give me kiss.
|
|
樓主
