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發表於 2020-3-4 18:09:34 | 顯示全部樓層
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發表於 2022-10-19 15:33:12 | 顯示全部樓層
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed,
he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked.
She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,'
and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"

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發表於 2022-10-19 15:49:44 | 顯示全部樓層
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true,
and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these,
I can have as many of those as I want!”

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發表於 2022-10-19 15:54:13 | 顯示全部樓層
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches,
so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"
The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches!
You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

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