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Adult Jokes : Merry Christmas

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發表於 2019-9-29 09:50:49 | 顯示全部樓層
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you’d feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there’s something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It’s the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster. You scream with terror even though you know you’re perfectly safe. It’s the same with a great dirty joke. Really great dirty jokes. You’re saying these lewd, smutty, way-too-explicit things, but it’s framed as a joke, so it has a sense of unreality to it. You mean all those vile things about as much as you mean that scream when a roller coaster takes its first plunge.


How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?


Call and tell her about it.

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發表於 2019-9-29 09:51:58 | 顯示全部樓層
牙醫問題
一個老婦人走進牙醫的辦公室,脫下所有衣服,張開雙腿。
牙醫說:“我認為你的房間錯了。”

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發表於 2019-9-29 09:54:01 | 顯示全部樓層
What are the three shortest words in the English language?




Is it in?

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發表於 2020-6-4 14:44:26 | 顯示全部樓層
Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids?


Ask your mom.

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發表於 2020-10-25 14:31:51 | 顯示全部樓層
  Jokes in English

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發表於 2020-10-25 14:34:15 | 顯示全部樓層
  Jokes in English

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發表於 2020-10-25 14:36:30 | 顯示全部樓層
  Jokes in English

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發表於 2021-10-25 12:42:12 | 顯示全部樓層
  Jokes in English
What did the elephant ask the naked man?
“How do you breathe out of that thing?”

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發表於 2021-10-25 12:48:46 | 顯示全部樓層
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

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發表於 2022-9-17 12:40:32 | 顯示全部樓層
Sexual pick up lines
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
I lost my keys… Can I check your underwear?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
I’m not usually into hunting, but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.
I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

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