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nevergo

nevergo

The other day I was having sex with this married woman when her husband came home early.


She told me I’d have to use the back door and said I’d have to be quick.


On reflection I should have just left, but it’s not every day you get an offer like that.

nevergo

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential?”


His Dad replies, “Well, you’re my son – I’m confident about that. And your best friend Jimmy is also my son – that’s confidential.”