英语笑话短文

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英语笑话短文
1、The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
鱼网
你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。
把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。




2、The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

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What do I get? 我能得到什么?

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

　　老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?

　　Tommy: Quarters.

　　汤米：四块。

　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

　　老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?

　　Tommy: Hamburger.

　　汤米：汉堡。

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猫和老鼠 Cat and Mice

　　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

　　" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

　　猫和老鼠

　　布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。
“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。
“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”
“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。
“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。