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Joke: Its His Fault

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發表於 2015-5-7 22:23:07 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
Its His Fault


 Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.
Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."
"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.
They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."
"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"
"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".


是他的错 :
  比利和波比是两兄弟,两人经常打架。

  上个星期六,他们的妈妈对他们说:“我现在要做午饭了。去,到花园去玩吧,别淘气。”
  “是,妈妈。”两个男孩回答,然后他们就出去了。
  他们在花园里玩了半个小时,然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈,”他说:“ 波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。”
  “他是个坏孩子。”他妈妈说。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?”
  “我朝他扔了一块石子,”比利回答:“他蹲下了。”

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 樓主| 發表於 2015-5-7 22:23:45 | 顯示全部樓層
No eating eggs
"A lion lion, the birth of the young lions will eat;" Dog dog dog, born to eat,
"...
"That is to say, all mothers have something to eat."
Little Tom wondering, total want to find a born not eating for three days, but the guy
Days didn't think out.
The fourth day, he really wants to come out. He was seen, is a fact. He ran to tell the old
Teacher: "teacher, hen lays eggs. Don't eat!"
蛋不吃食
    “母狮生下小狮,小狮要吃东西;“母狗生下小狗,小狗要吃东西;
“……
    “那就是说,凡是母亲生的都得吃东西。”
    小汤姆想呀想呀,总想找出一个生下来不吃东西的家伙,可是一连三
天都没想出来。
    第四天,他到底想出来了。那是他亲眼所见,是事实。他跑去告诉老
师:“老师,母鸡生蛋,蛋不吃东西!”

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How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….

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