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發表於 2015-9-30 13:47:08
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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
一天早晨，一名女子走了她的門口，當她發現一個奇怪的小男人在她的花園的底部。
“你真是個妖精，”她說，“我抓住你，你欠我的三個願望！”。所以妖精回复“OK，你抓住了我正大光明的，什麼是你的第一個願望是什麼？”。該名女子停止，並認為一秒鐘，“我希望有一個巨大的豪宅居住。”小妖精回复“OK，你已經知道了。”女人又認為它結束了，“我的第二個願望是一輛奔馳。”“好了，你就是我的了。”“我的最後願望就是一百萬美元！”。妖精然後說：“好了，你已經知道了。但是，為了使你的願望成真，你必須有性行為整夜陪我。”“OK，然後，如果這是哪......”
第二天早上，小傢伙醒來的女人了起來。
“告訴我，”那人說：“你多大了？”“我27歲”，她回答
“操我”，那人說：“27，你還相信小妖精”
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發表於 2015-9-30 13:41:32
